February 2012
28 posts
Anna and Kristalyne singing: "Baby I'm so lonley......"
Me: OMG LOLOL
Both: WHAT??!
Me: I just realized the penis on this piano has a hat. LOLOLOLOL
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Write a post on tumblr while you’re taking a crap…
Jeremy Lin and I have the same birthday :P
Anonymous asked: I like you're views. It's nice to see someone on the other side of the spectrum for once [:
Truthfully, I see smoking as a weakness. It’s like, people NEED it to keep on par with themselves. Dependency on something that takes away your emotions is a sign of low self-esteem, not to mention the peer-pressure factor. I don’t think I would count those that just do it for recreation purposes, but bottom line: it’s just a turn off.
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I Will Always Love You | Whitney...
I had too much time on my hands, so I recorded an...
It really amazes me how Rick Warren can reverse tithe. (Voluntarily gives 90% of his money to the church instead of 10%)
I wish I could someday build up my faith to that level where giving is an instinct rather than bargaining with myself.
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My little sister was asking me what “lol” meant. I then realized that it was more difficult to explain than it should’ve been. It’s used for more than just saying that you’re amused. It’s like something to add to a sentence so you don’t sound like a douche.
I knew this already, but explaining it to a 3rd grader is funny. Teehee
When a guy is jealous of a girlfriend and her other guy friends, it means he is possesive. Most of the time, it doesn’t mean that it’s because he cares, it’s because he sees the girl as nothing more than a possesion. A guy that really cares will spend his time building trust so that jealousy would never be an issue.
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55_8
Anonymous asked: Mgs fan?! High five biatchhh
